With Father’s Day coming up this month on the 16th, we thought we’d give a fun nod to dad and share some “dad jokes.” We hope at least one or two elicit a chuckle.
1. What does a house wear?
A DRESS!
– Matt Clayton of Morgantown
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
THEY DON’T HAVE THE GUTS.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
AN IMPASTA.
4. Son, why is your report card on the ceiling?
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THAT I RAISED MY GRADES LIKE YOU ASKED.
– Chris Stein of Gilbertsville
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
SHE GAVE ME A HUG.
6. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT BUT DEBRIS!
7. I let my dog out this morning and I saw two black birds fighting. Suddenly they got stuck together...
TURNS OUT THEY WERE VEL-CROWS!
– Mark Prevoznik of Hamburg
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
BECAUSE THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING!
9. How does a penguin build its house?
IGLOOS IT TOGETHER.
10. What did one plate say to the other plate?
DINNER’S ON ME!
